Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Jim Carrey is a nervous breakdown














Jim Carrey is a nervous breakdown:

Because throwing bricks at Elin Woods Twitter was not enough fun for Jim Carrey, he has taken to shooting weird late night tweets where he refers to himself as characters in his films. Not excessive: RT Breaking News! Jim Carrey's ambassador to the world, is dead! He survived by me, the real Jim Carrey, who has opinions on things . ... I am grateful for the many years of faithful service my avatar, but now one has ever won the Tour de France while pedaling. ... So I have slain him, I do not plan 2 bow to expectations or be limited by fear of loss of altitude in the 'statusphere'! (My word ). ... I got rid Truman, finally! I am free now 2, my whole self, that a somewhat contemplative nature, a sociology yen includes 4 . .. And a disarming Happy (with a hacksaw if needed) sense of promise humor.I 2 reflect everything I see, hear, feel, scan . ... And is powered by media.I was almost to the Tiger ET Supersized Me! But I will wear cool shades and get my lips injected! missing word before. "Nowone has ever won the Tour de France 'back' peddling. GET IT?! It's better with that! HA HA! Sleeeeep! | • Some people are afraid that I stay informed too late, but their fundamental error in assuming I have not been moved to Fiji! | ^ • snoring. Jim Carrey will then respond to the followers that he is not a "nervous breakdown" and that is exactly what someone says when they have a fucking nervous breakdown saw. Sort of like how I always say I do not have a drinking problem right after someone suggests I drove back to work naked. It's called a penis, people, you all have. - Oh, right, women.

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